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Novel : Nysa’s Mirror (Part 2)

Novel : Nysa’s Mirror (Part 2)

And somewhat bemused. But hey, he’s here, and we have already introduced ourselves. Now what? And why am I this flustered? It is not as if this is the first time I meet someone new. So, let’s start with his name.  Peter huh. Far cry from Jim or Jake or Mack. Why did I think those were one of his names? Amused, a small smile curled my lips. Lost in thought, I may be forgetting that Peter is still standing in my doorway, no doubt by now…

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Simple Simon’s Adventures (Part 3)

Simple Simon’s Adventures (Part 3)

Simple Simon And The Farmer (Part 3) Simple Simon is on his way to the market. He wants to buy some flowers for his mother. He thinks that his mother works too hard and deserves some nice, pretty flowers to cheer her up. As he is walking along the narrow dirt road, he whistles cheerfully. He thinks about what type of flowers his mother might like. He likes daisies and lilies. Simple Simon thinks that his mother might like them too….

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Funny Story : The Pessimist, the Optimist, the Realist and the Opportunist

Funny Story : The Pessimist, the Optimist, the Realist and the Opportunist

A group of four friends decided to go for a walk in the dessert, but alas they became lost. It was not long after that they were hungry and thirsty.  In continuing to pick their way across the dessert, they soon reached the shade of a single palm tree. And there, oh miracles, under the tree, was a glass of water.  Said the pessimist, “Oh, sweet ambrosia, WATER! But there’s only one glass of it! It’s not enough for all four of us, we…

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Funny Story : The Adventures Of Two Robbers And Their Victims On A Train

Funny Story : The Adventures Of Two Robbers And Their Victims On A Train

(The writer apologizes in advance for assaulting your senses with her one-time kinda humor. Please put down the pitchfork.) One day, two bungling robbers decide to rob a train. One robber is an imbecile, while the other is a little less clever. But then, their victims are not God’s  most intelligent creatures either. And so, the stories goes. Robber 1 : FREEZE!! This is a hold-up!…..Eh! Sorry! Should be, “Freeze! This is the Police!” Robber 2: NO! It should be,…

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Simple Simon’s Adventure (Part 1)

Simple Simon’s Adventure (Part 1)

Simple Simon Begins In the land of great foolishness, a simple man is akin to a wise man. Simon is a simple man, everyone says so. His mother says so, his father says so, his cow mooes so, and the hen clucks and agrees. Everyone else in the land simply calls him Simple Simon. Simple Simon would walk down the road to the market, and everyone who sees him would point and say, “There goes Simple Simon, a more simple…

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