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Novel : Nysa’s Mirror (Part 12)

Novel : Nysa’s Mirror (Part 12)

THE HIDDEN STORIES   I remember, a few month after I first came to stay at my current apartment, that I was quite curious in knowing about everyone who live in my building. Some might call me nosy but I prefer the word ‘interested in’ which sounds less intrusive and more-so inclusive. Why no…. I am not nosy, perish the thought. No, seriously. Anyway, as an aspiring writer, I have imagined mysteries, intrigues and dramas involving the people who share my building…

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Simple Simon’s Adventures (Part 3)

Simple Simon’s Adventures (Part 3)

Simple Simon And The Farmer (Part 3) Simple Simon is on his way to the market. He wants to buy some flowers for his mother. He thinks that his mother works too hard and deserves some nice, pretty flowers to cheer her up. As he is walking along the narrow dirt road, he whistles cheerfully. He thinks about what type of flowers his mother might like. He likes daisies and lilies. Simple Simon thinks that his mother might like them too….

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Simple Simon’s Adventures (Part 2)

Simple Simon’s Adventures (Part 2)

Simple Simon Met Sarcastic Sally One day, Simple Simon was on his way to the market when he literally ran into Sarcastic Sally. “OOOOF! Oy, watch it you simpleton!” Sarcastic Sally yelled from the ground where she lay sprawled on her stomach after being knocked down. “Yes, indeed my dear Sally. That’s me!” Replied Simple Simon happily from the ground also where he flopped around trying to get up. Sarcastic Sally was a big girl. She could knock anyone down!…

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Funny Story : The Pessimist, the Optimist, the Realist and the Opportunist

Funny Story : The Pessimist, the Optimist, the Realist and the Opportunist

A group of four friends decided to go for a walk in the dessert, but alas they became lost. It was not long after that they were hungry and thirsty.  In continuing to pick their way across the dessert, they soon reached the shade of a single palm tree. And there, oh miracles, under the tree, was a glass of water.  Said the pessimist, “Oh, sweet ambrosia, WATER! But there’s only one glass of it! It’s not enough for all four of us, we…

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Funny Story : The Adventures Of Two Robbers And Their Victims On A Train

Funny Story : The Adventures Of Two Robbers And Their Victims On A Train

(The writer apologizes in advance for assaulting your senses with her one-time kinda humor. Please put down the pitchfork.) One day, two bungling robbers decide to rob a train. One robber is an imbecile, while the other is a little less clever. But then, their victims are not God’s  most intelligent creatures either. And so, the stories goes. Robber 1 : FREEZE!! This is a hold-up!…..Eh! Sorry! Should be, “Freeze! This is the Police!” Robber 2: NO! It should be,…

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